ZeroFcks Tea (Emotional Chaos) - Eco Tote Bag

Goodbye, Emotional Chaos — Hello, Daily Zen (in Tote Form).

Carry your calm wherever you go with our ZeroFcks parody tea tote. Inspired by vintage tea ads, this bag celebrates the sweet peace that comes with giving fewer f*cks — especially during the hormonal rollercoasters of life.

Soft, strong, and sass-filled, it holds groceries, books, sweaters, snacks, and every coping mechanism you need. Perfect for women who are choosing serenity, humor, and “sip-don’t-spiral” energy.

Details
• 100% certified organic cotton (3/1 twill)
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Dual straps: 1″ wide × 24.5″ long (2.5 × 62.2 cm)
• Open main compartment
• GOTS & OCS certified organic cotton
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from India

Sustainability note: This tote is made with organic cotton grown using natural fertilizers and biological pest control — no synthetic chemicals or GMOs.

Because emotional chaos leaves your body the moment you swing this beauty over your shoulder.