Not Lazy or Crazy (Hormonally challenged) – Eco Tote Bag

Not Lazy. Not Crazy. Just Carrying Everything — Hormones Included.

This tote says what you’ve been thinking for years: your moods, energy dips, and emotional plot twists? Not flaws — just hormones doing their dramatic thing. And you? Still showing up, still carrying the world (and half your house) inside a single bag.

Made from organic cotton twill, this durable and stylish tote is perfect for errands, meetings, the gym, therapy, or those days when your brain says “no” but life says “go.”

Details
• 100% certified organic cotton (3/1 twill)
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Dual straps: 1″ wide × 24.5″ long (2.5 × 62.2 cm)
• Open main compartment
• GOTS & OCS certified organic cotton
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from India

Sustainability note: This tote is made with organic cotton grown using natural fertilizers and biological pest control — no synthetic chemicals or GMOs.

A declaration, a joke, a truth bomb — all in one empowering carry-all.