Midnight Moist (Night Sweats) – Eco Tote Bag

Don’t Sweat It, Girl — You’ve Got This (and a Tote for It).

Meet the tote bag that understands what your nights have been going through. Inspired by our “Midnight Moist” parody soap, this eco-friendly bag brings humor to those steamy, sleepless episodes that nobody warned us about.

Roomy, sturdy, and unapologetically bold, it carries your groceries, gym gear, dignity (some nights), and everything else you need — minus the night sweats. Printed with retro charm and that signature Misfit wink, it’s the perfect companion for women who power through the heat with style.

Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton (3/1 twill)
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Dual straps: 1″ wide × 24.5″ long (2.5 × 62.2 cm)
• Open main compartment
• GOTS & OCS certified organic cotton
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from India

Sustainability note: This tote is made with organic cotton grown using natural fertilizers and biological pest control — no synthetic chemicals or GMOs.

Because if your body’s running a night sauna, at least your tote can stay cool.